Kate Middleton Accused of Driving Whilst Using a Mobile Phone
You’ve heard of Snakes on a Plane, well brace yourself for Kate on A Mobile. Kate Middleton has been “snapped” driving whilst using a mobile phone. However, she may not have been. See, the photos are rather vague and a mobile phone is not clearly in the picture. “Off to the gallows with her anyway,” shout the headlines.
There are other problems too; there are no lines on the road, no signs and it looks like she’s driving in the countryside. It could well be that the future Queen was driving along a private road, in which case there could be no possibility of the two years in jail which the papers are trumpeting.
I’d say the worst crime which Kate is guilty of is driving a dirty Audi by herself. A girl who hasn’t heard of Rolls, chauffeurs and valets would do well to make Queen.
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My travel safety advisor has informed me that you are up to eight times more likely to be involved in a car accident if you are being photographed by a paparazzo while driving or in a car.
But then again, my travel safety advisor is a known exaggerator who likes to provide me with made up quotes.
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