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We did a feature on the none-event that was Kate Middleton allegedly talking on a mobile telephone whilst behind the wheels of a car which may or may not have been driving on a road which may or may not have been a public highway.

According to reactionary tabloid journalists, such behaviour is worthy of up to 2 years jail time – and they forgot to even ask the question whether the police wouldn’t be better serving our loyal British public by chasing all the sick paedo’s and Polish benefit cheats that they keep telling us are roaming the streets by night and by day.

So there was a little blog post – an opinion piece – about how this story wasn’t exactly news, in which we linked to the pictures of Britain’s Most Wanted, Ms Middleton – have a look at it here.

I received a lovely email from the company who owns these terrific shots of Kate Middleton this morning threatening prosecution for linking to the Telegraph and the Daily Mail.

I know, linking to those two right-wing publications and thus bolstering their standing in the internet community, should be worthy of prosecution, but unfortunately it is not at present. In fact, such publications are even allowed to buy photographs from the lovely chaps featured in the video at the top-left hand side of this page, and then write a story loosely based upon what is in said photograph.

Irony? Not really.