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Everyone writes about the same stuff, so today I won’t be mentioning:

• Earth Hour - That was so last year! In fact, I covered it then, and now everyone has copied me; including
• Google Blacking Out - Google’s gone black. Wow. They got into the Earth Hour too. Unfortunately everyone with a blog (there’s a few nowadays) has also noticed this. And written about it. Yawn.
• Heathrow Terminal 5 -Please, in the name of all that is holy, can we get over the fact that Heathrow Terminal 5 is a resounding failure. I’ve seen more reports on this than anything else this week, and I’ve had it up to here (I’m holding my hand at a level just short of the top of my head). Honestly, the world does not revolve around London. Neither, it would seem, do planes.
• The Credit Crunch - talking yourself into a recession has been the habit of a lifetime for most journalists, but all of this crisis is far too much for me.

Feel free to tell me other things I shouldn’t say before its too late and I write something we all regretfully have to read.